MAMAN

“Oh, ohhhhh! Come here and give your gran’ma a kiss! …My you have grown! You have grown! What are you feeding him, eh? How did he get so big? Did you replace him? Is this a different André? … What’s that! Eh? You’re hungry? Well, that is no good is it? It is not good to be hungry. No no no no no! Ah, well, come in, come in– take off your shoes, eh, don’t want to get the carpet dirty. I just cleaned it, you know, and Jeff, he likes a clean carpet. Isn’t that right, Jeff? … I said “You like a clean carpet, don’t you Jeff?” … The carpets, the carpets, Jeff. …Well. You can take my word for it, anyway. He likes a clean carpet, you know, because he doesn’t like dirty toes. No, he doesn’t like them, he says. That’s it, for him, he says. No more dirty toes! (laughs) What about you, eh? Do you like dirty toes? … No, I told myself– I did not think so. What do you like, hm? … Ice cream! Well, we will see if your gran’mama has any of that! Me, you know I can’t eat it, but Jeff, he is different. He likes it… eh? Hm? You know that? He really likes his ice cream, he says!”

3 Comments

  1. HEY CUT IT OUT GRANDMA WILL YA THIS IS WHY I GOT A FOOT FETISH NOW! THANKS GRANDMA, THAT’S A NICE GIFT TO LEAVE FOR YOUR FUTURE GENERATIONS!

  2. I JUST TRIED TO CAPTURE SOMETHING OKAY SORRY IF ITS NOT EDGY LIKE THAT TYPE YOU GOT BEAT UP BY THE FAT GANG!!!

    SHE WAS COMPLETELY AHHHH SHE WAS JOKING, MAN. SHE’S FRENCH CANADIAN OKAY, THIS IS ALL A JOKE

  3. OBVIOUSLY THAT IS A FAULT OF MY WRITING IF IT DID NOT COME OFF THAT WAY OH RATS :c

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