THE SECRET, AS TOLD BY A TEN-YEAR-OLD
“Ah, ah. You’re supposed to forget the messages. Those, uh—forget what everyone tells you. You know, that you, uh… need more stuff? Like that. Uh, you forget that.
“Being satisfied? Be satisfied, that’s the first step. Uh, then you’ve got to—well, you do what all those famous people—to get to where they got to… You just think positive? You, uh, just have to think that you can do it. You do that.
“Oh yeah! Oprah Winfrey. She did it too. Uh, yeah! So you just have to—yeah. That’s it.”