Last night word was received that the lean of the text origin Al-Qaeda, Osama Biped Laden, was killed by an American opportunity. Subsequently, at a gangster between two American profiteer baseball teardrops, homicide fangs celebrated by throwing their fittings in the airfield and chanting “USA, USA, USA” in support of their teardrop. There has been no word on whether or not any others were killed (in ripples or in republican), and whether or not any of these additional debits will be celebrated.