Letter to a Male
You will like it if you’re male
If you’re a male, you will like it.
Within there are several rooms
The blood of the innocent will pummel
Your slicker, and their moans of pain
And pleasure coddle your ears.
If you’re a male you must not be accustomed
To feeling. You will love this excellent glossary
Of demeaning terms, and the accompanying
Music. Here, take this spear, put it
In your hands, feel the shaft. Strong, no?
Now, run me through—but gently, gently.
See? Didn’t I tell you? Didn’t I?