I don’t know

Apparently I’m giving out recipes now? THIS BLOG IS ALL OVER THE PLACE. Next thing you know I’ll be interviewing politicians and taking photos of myself with my hair draped in front of my eyes. Just- just because I’m inconsistent. That’s all, really. I’m not making fun of either of those two practices. They are both fine, in their own right. People with those blogs probably make more sense, anyway.

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  1. I’m going to write like this because I’m not sure fi I’m contractually obligated to maintain the Erectus Maximus character on Blogger or not. I don’t know yet…

    Anyhoosier I’m instituting a new POST-MODERN EDGY COMMENTATOR meter for your blog, lets start with today’s post.

    Apparently I’m giving out recipes now? (ACCUSATORY, FLACID PENIS, BUT THAT KIND WHEN YOU KNOW THERES ACTION DOWN THERE)

    Next think you know I’ll be interviewing politicians and taking photos of myself with my hair draped in front of my eyes. (HARD PENIS, COULD CUT BUTTER WITH THIS THING FOLKS!!!! SLICES, DICES, AND WOULD DESTROY JULIANNE AND HER FRIES!!!)

    I’m not making fun of either of those two practices. (Blood pressure dropping… fast.)

    They are both fine, in their own right. (Going backwards.)

    People with those blogs probably make more sense, anyway. (You now have a vagina.)

    This is a pattern with you Anderson! Always with the EDGYNASS on something and then taking it right back! I DARE you to make a stand which will see you disliked by a significant portion of people, and stick to that position. RIGHT NOW!

  2. We already talked about this, but I should mention that I like the well-roundedness of a small-town periodical.

  3. I’m fine! I might’ve been a little shakey writing that thing but wow I did not think it was noticeable.

    But god-damnit hell, AJS, you have really got my number. Even the comment on your post about my sidebar thing, even the alphabetising of my damn sidebar. YOU ARE RIGHT. But what do I do? What do I take a stand against?! I don’t hate a lot of things? Maybe academia? Uh. Maybe… poor city planning? But those are boring!

    Well, maybe I do hate more things. I’ll try not to censor myself so much in the future… ASS. It is a start.

    And small-town periodicals? I guess… Actually they are one thing I hate. I cannot stand the work being done in those things. Before it was okay because I thought it was volunteer, but when I discovered the photographer (the main one) for the ‘Caledon Citizen’ gets over 100k a year I wanted to throw up! The work inside is terrible! ‘In the Hills’ is nice, though, as a giant-sized free magazine. I don’t mind that. It’s actually pretty well-rounded! But then so is the New Yorker, and other things.

  4. Well, I was really referring to small-town periodical circa 100 years ago. ‘How to keep a good home’ was right beside ‘Ye Olde Businesses’.

    I like the New Yorker.

  5. You need to listen to that one song that was something like “TAKE A STAND, DO A MAN, BANG A GONG, GET IT ON!” or something; I forget the lyrics.

  6. It’s interesting – but my best “memories” of small town publications are actually what’s quoted in the history articles of “In the Hills”. Things like robberies (in that area, so remote then) are actually much more interesting, and usually involve trains in some way.

    But damn AJS, that is an intense song. I think I know what you are talking about, though. To be fair though I always thought the lyrics were “DO A MAN, BANG A BUG, GET IT ON!!!”, but I could be wrong.

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